500kg Hell Bomb Pen – 3D Printed & Hand-Painted

Write with the power of democracy! The 500kg Hell Bomb Pen is the ultimate desk companion for any Helldivers fan. This 3D-printed, hand-painted pen perfectly replicates the high-impact ordnance from the game—except this one won’t team-kill your friend! (probably). Hidden within its war-torn, battle-tested shell is a fully functional pen, allowing you to sign orders, draft battle plans, or simply jot down notes with the precision of a well-executed stratagem. Features: ✅ High-Quality 3D Print: Designed with exceptional detail to capture the rugged, industrial look of Super Earth’s finest explosives. ✅ Hand-Painted Excellence: Each pen is carefully weathered and battle-scarred for an authentic battlefield aesthetic. ✅ Fully Functional Writing Tool: A seamlessly integrated, replaceable pen insert makes this more than just a display piece. ✅ Perfect for Collectors & Fans: A must-have for any Helldivers enthusiast, military sci-fi lover, or tactical office warrior. ✅ Customizable: Want a specific color scheme or custom insignia? We offer custom detailing upon request! Deploy the 500kg Hell Bomb Pen onto your desk and let every signature be a declaration of managed democracy! 💥 WARNING: Does not actually explode, but may cause excessive admiration from fellow Helldivers. 💥 Let me know if you’d like any tweaks or a different tone! (Note: While I didn't wield the design powers directly, I am licensed for resale from the Galactic Armory. Check them out at https://galacticarmory.net/ for more fabulous creations!)